A Bad Morning

The_Sage · September 11th, 2007, 01:18 PM

I rear ended a car this morning ... I could tell it
was
going to be a REALLY bad day!

The driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF.

He looked up at me and said "I am NOT Happy!"

So I said, "Well, which one ARE you then?"

That's how the fight started!

**BlueWahooChambordDevil** · September 11th, 2007, 01:20 PM

LOL

good stuff

**imported_elp6n** · September 11th, 2007, 01:23 PM

yeah that was my dad that you hit!

The_Sage · September 11th, 2007, 01:24 PM

Dopey??

**imported_elp6n** · September 11th, 2007, 01:25 PM

depends on the day.
he also goes out as sleepy and grumpy.

The_Sage · September 11th, 2007, 01:26 PM

HA,, j/k,, The "W" man is a good ole fart !!

**imported_mega** · September 11th, 2007, 01:30 PM

geez, why cant yall just leave Xplayer alone [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/wink.gif[/img]

**imported_elp6n** · September 11th, 2007, 01:31 PM

I'm a little fond of him myself.

Lemme tell ya though - he takes advantage with his height.
The best practical joke he pulled (besides the one where he nearly caused the guy to go into cardiac arrest) was when he followed a buddy to a convenience store. When the guy was in the store dad got into the guys service truck, hid up under the steering column and jumped out on him when the dude opened the door. Poor guy tore his lottery ticket in half with one hand it scared him so bad.
Classic.